Tako Lounge

Welcome to the LOUNGE

The place where I give you all the things that make me such a dork, so now you're one, too. Jackass.

"Crush your enemies, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of their women." Conan the Barbarian

"Of course the people don't want war. But after all its the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and its always a simple matter to drag the people along whether its a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for a lack of "patriotism" and exposing the country to greater danger." Hermann Goering at the Nuremburg Trials

The Main Menu:

SuperBlueSheet (i.e. Character Sheet Project 5), which has now been put out to pasture, so to speak.
It's final complication, GreenTools (Character Sheet Project 6), which never got off the ground. I know that usually doesn't warrant a version number or even a release, but it's just so damned cool that I can't ignore it. I mean... you make custom-build shit in this sheet.
It's successor, Character Sheet Project 7 (because I stopped being very creative by this point), being obviously the 7th Character Sheet. Xupa's definition of the sheet below is fitting...

LATEST UPDATE: 1.988 on 05/20/05

       This newest release is more of a barebones builder, with a BAB & Save calculator based on HD, a Feat Manager
        and a meticulous Skills & Abilities manager to ensure level-by-level accuracy Microsoft Excel with Macros enabled required for proper use of CSP7
        CSP7 has not been tested with freeware Office knockoffs, but it should work just fine.

And, also...

I'm planning on making a brief (but earnest) tribute page to the boys from Insane Clown Posse. Primarily because they rule. Who knows when I'll get started on this...
COMING SOON: My new irregularity, a tribute to the ultimate badass, in no particular order.
My rendition of ZOMBIES in Dungeons & Dragons 3.5. They kick ass. Zombie Hunters kick their asses, though.
O' Discordia, indeed!- a crude synopsis of Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, plus my rant on how shitty it was at the end.
Go HOME for the holidays! It's my twisted stats for Santa Claus in Dungeons & Dragons 3.5.
    My own personal (and time-consuming) project: Faces of Middle-earth. Right now, only the first two chapters have been completed, but as I get further along with the work, more will be released. So, without more of me talking:

            Faces of Middle-earth vol. I

            Faces of Middle-earth vol. II

Coming Sooner or later...

                    The Atani --15 of Middle-earth's most memorable members of the Second Comers, the Atani, the race of Men.

                    The Enemies --Fearsome, deadly foes--from Shelob (CR 6-ish) to Morgoth Bauglir (CR 80-ish).

As I complete these proposed works, I'll be releasing them. Questions, critiques, comments, editorial proposals, etc. are welcome and encouraged. Being a one-man-band can have an effect on one's critical skills. Email me at noldor@danbrijbag.com or drop me a line over at DiceFreaks, my username there is "Fëanor". Monomania, anyone? BTW, you'll need Adobe Acrobat to read these files, so... have it. Just click the yellow text there. If you just want to review the gradual development process, check out the Eldar Thread specifically at DiceFreaks.

Note: Currently, the Faces link is down. I've revamped some of the formatting and the layout, and also added new information regarding the Maiar and the Valar. Tulkas, anyone? I'm looking things over in my off time (English major, time is rare) and hope to be content with the material within a short time. Email me or keep checking the site for the update.

Oh, and uh... there's a tip cup at the end of the bar. Keeps the house...friendlier, and more productive.

Even after all is said and done, Goku stays.

Oh, don't act surprised! It's more crap from the Lounge...

I know my page sucks, but he doesn't have to rub it in over there at the Best Page in the Universe.

Way more interesting than here: Xupa's Mystical HEAD!!

When DiceFreaks is down, I go to ENWorld and lurk.